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Jun 04, 03, 06:45 AM
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Kokoro no Kakegoto
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Dumb Criminals
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The following excerpts are from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately.
The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of cold vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but cold vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one Euro, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read: IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
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Jun 04, 03, 06:52 AM
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Did you seriously make that up? Cause that sounds to stupid to be true 8\
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Jun 04, 03, 07:01 AM
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Kokoro no Kakegoto
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No
It was on my m8s forum and everyone has found it funny except you
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Jun 04, 03, 07:20 AM
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I find it funny but it's abit hard to believe it.
Oh it's Irish people who did it, that explains it.
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Jun 04, 03, 08:57 AM
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The Golden Bitch
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OMG..................lol ....but rather ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwy
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Jun 04, 03, 12:12 PM
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Monsters Everywhere
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Jun 04, 03, 12:46 PM
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El Chilli Loco
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Originally posted by Blondi
OMG..................lol ....but rather ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwy
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you said it...
wtf
wont be eating vanilla for some time..... 
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Jun 04, 03, 01:26 PM
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jig funni
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Jun 05, 03, 09:25 AM
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Blondis Pet
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oh man, that was just rong..  HEHE, but funny..:thumb:  |
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Jun 05, 03, 11:00 PM
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That's very wrong. Of course it couldn't be real though unless all the thieves were 'Advanced' D&D players or something.
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Jun 06, 03, 01:10 AM
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Exactly my thoughts puma
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Jun 06, 03, 04:08 AM
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XBOX RULZ!!
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That's just not wright  still funny  |
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Jun 06, 03, 05:13 AM
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Kokoro no Kakegoto
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Originally posted by Andrew.p
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just ignore them lol
we do anyway
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Jun 09, 03, 04:55 AM
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XBOX RULZ!!
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Alright......i'll try too  |
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