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The best game of all time is still Counter-Strike.

o i remember something like this in GG... and it always got closed lol


ok...

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate".

lol



this is why it got closed cause people did this all the time insted of typing a joke in

what... this?
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lol
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then NO ONE POST DARN /lol/ UNLESS ITS WITH A NEW JOKES... UNDERSTOOD?

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. Hmmmmmm... I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?


1. It's not fair, I do all the work while he just sits there!

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T:

10. Nuts... my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up... I need to wash my balls first.

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW BUT AREN'T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5 .Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

what do u call a black man with an Afro?



a Microphone

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

What's long brown and sticky



A sticklol (that's what i call lame)jig

why did the snail cross the road?...........

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..............to get to the other side (i bet you never saw that one comming!)
lol

how does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Fertalised

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! cause shes holding a grenade!

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin out and throw it back

Doctor: well, Bill, do you want the good news or the bad news?
Bill: i think i'll have the good news...
Doctor: you have one day to live...
Bill: ! this is horrible.. but if thats the good news then whats the bad news??
Doctor: I should of told you yesterday

Thats all I can think of at the moment lol

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How do you sink a submarine full of Blonds?


Knock on the door.

Good old blond jokes.

posted this somewhere else but i guess i can use it here too

here are a few words i was taught by a chinese wiseman

Wa Shing Kah
Cleaning a vehicle.

No Tsmo King
Cigarettes are bad for you.

Yu So Dum
You are not bright.

Yu Stin Ki Pu
Your body odor is offensive.

Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
You know lyrics to the Macarena?

Ai No Pei
I got this for free.

Dum Gai
A stupid person.

When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.


Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.


He who have last laugh, not get joke.

Ai Bang Mai Ni
I bumped into a coffee table.


Ten Ding Ba
Serving drinks to people.


Hu Yu Hai Ding
Are you harboring a fugitive?

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i like all of these ones

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...Only because of the blonde jokes..................:r ofl:

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lol masturbateforpeace lol... now thats something useful... lol
oye yeah blondi me have to apologise.. in gg i posted lots of blonde jokes so.. sorry

No your not...................I did not see them anyway, I do not go there much anymore.................. ..........Was time to move on.......

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masturbateforpeace
if that was the case this world would be a lot better now





not that i do it alot

if you all want the site url............PM me.....It is funny...especially those bumper stickers................A nyway in San Francisco they had a masturbathon......I am not kidding, I have the notice here somewhere...........oops think I left it at reverb...darn.......anywa y.................they really got together and did it....................... ....

btw: It was for a worthy charity.............thumb sup

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Sorry blondi just blending in, you guys no more blonde jokes
There shouldn't be any more blondi

Here we go..................

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them. ....

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