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Old Aug 29, 04, 06:18 PM   #1
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Im not laughing

please type the most bad/poor/pointless joke you can think of I need many to unimpress

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side

you see its rubish like this thats gonna end the last drop of culture in the world
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Old Aug 29, 04, 09:02 PM   #2
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Re: Im not laughing

why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

.....because he had no guts.....ha ha ha ha ha lol
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Old Aug 29, 04, 09:16 PM   #3
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Re: Im not laughing

Why did micky get shot?

Daffy Duck

BWAHAHAHA
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Old Aug 29, 04, 11:53 PM   #4
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Re: Im not laughing

Why did the chicken go to the moon?

To get to the other side.
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Old Aug 30, 04, 08:32 AM   #5
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Re: Im not laughing

Shouldn't this be in the Fun & Games section? It sounds more like a game than a joke.
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Old Sep 09, 04, 03:39 PM   #6
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Re: Im not laughing

why did the cooky go to the hospital?

he was feelign crummy
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Old Sep 18, 04, 04:12 AM   #7
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Re: Im not laughing

What is the patient's current health condition in the R.P.G. Hospital?
30 HP.
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Old Sep 18, 04, 04:39 AM   #8
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Re: Im not laughing

Why did the elepahnt paint its toe nails red?
...SO IT COULD HIDE IN THE STRAWBERRY BUSH!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
 
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Old Sep 23, 04, 03:27 PM   #9
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Re: Im not laughing

Q: what is the diference between a dead dog on the road and a dead ni**er on the road?
A: the dead dog had skid mark going up to it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youl be able unimpress most ppl with this joke
 
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