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Aug 12, 04, 12:49 PM
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Kokoro no Kakegoto
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I'm a man
After every sentence say "I'm a man."
You see a girl in a bar.
You walk over to her.
You start talking to her.
You take her to your car.
You drive to your house.
You go into your room.
You get naked.
You start doing it.
She wispers in your ear.
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Aug 12, 04, 01:15 PM
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Shinigami
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Re: I'm a man
Now that's scary.  8/
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Aug 12, 04, 02:25 PM
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Does it look like i care?
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Re: I'm a man
lol
Heard something like that before but couldn't remember it funny but......a bit sick
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Aug 13, 04, 04:04 AM
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This tree is comfy...
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Re: I'm a man
All I want to know is how the  you don't know it is a man when you do that second to last one. Kind of hard not to notice the big hanging there.
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Aug 24, 04, 07:07 PM
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monstergamer rookie
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Re: I'm a man
Yea, the joke was funny, it just didn't make since at the end. I would hope you would notice that you weren't getting it in the hole............. since there isn't one.
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Aug 24, 04, 07:26 PM
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Monsters Everywhere
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hope that never happens to me lol |
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Aug 25, 04, 10:05 PM
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Re: I'm a man
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Originally Posted by alex
Heard something like that before but couldn't remember it funny but......a bit sick |
Aye, me too.... I think the phrase you were supposed to repeat was "Ketchup and Liquor"
What do you like to drink?
What do you buy at the super-market?
etc
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What do you do when a girl runs away from you? |
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Aug 25, 04, 10:22 PM
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Re: I'm a man
I don't know how i didn't see that punchline comming up 
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Aug 26, 04, 03:45 PM
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I speak to hear my voice.
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Re: I'm a man
Here's a partial one with 'Inspector Gadget.'
Who has solved more crime than anyone else?
Who has trained 400 spies?
etc.
etc.
What are you gonna do to your girlfriend when you get home?
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Sep 09, 04, 03:38 PM
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BaiCHa
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Re: I'm a man
lol thats really nasty man lol
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Sep 09, 04, 05:26 PM
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Re: I'm a man
yall are a little sick but that is funny.
Im gonna "inspector gadget"....*inspector gadget music in background*
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Sep 10, 04, 05:33 AM
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An End Has A Start
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Thats funny but sick. Nice one Kronic lol
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Sep 11, 04, 07:16 AM
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Whisper words of wisdom
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he he, now thats entertainment, even though most of them involve making fun of girls...  |
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Sep 12, 04, 12:58 PM
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Monsters Everywhere
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Re: I'm a man
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Originally Posted by RaistlinMagius
Here's a partial one with 'Inspector Gadget.'
Who has solved more crime than anyone else?
Who has trained 400 spies?
etc.
etc.
What are you gonna do to your girlfriend when you get home?
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another one to make me laugh |
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Sep 23, 04, 03:31 PM
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Re: I'm a man
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lol
Heard something like that before but couldn't remember it funny but......a bit sick |
why were you really doing her.... i mean him cuz that is sick |
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Sep 23, 04, 03:33 PM
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The Golden Bitch
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Re: I'm a man
I just started reading these jokes, good one Kronic.....hehe lol
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