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Old Jan 08, 08, 09:18 PM   #1
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HEy, TEACHER!

Leave those kids alone!

(Insert hastily-concocted anti-Intelligent Design argument here)
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:12 PM   #2
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

Well, intelligent design does make sense, though ther is no soid evidence of it, other than a book filled with ****. It would explain a lot of stuff, but it also leaves out alot more.
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:15 PM   #3
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

I only really made this thread for the joke, but hell, why not ***** about something at the same time, eh blasphemer?
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:16 PM   #4
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

ME a blasphemer? Proposterous
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:17 PM   #5
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IA! IA! You're no more Cthulhu than I am Nyarlathotep.


Hmm....
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:20 PM   #6
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

Stop naming creatures I have never heard of!

Well, I'm learning!
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Old Jan 08, 08, 11:23 PM   #7
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Oh, the blasphemer, the false god, it wants to learn does it?
If it gives me its email address it will learn. Oh yes, it will learn. Learn a great many thing.

Learn new ways to dance and kill and enjoy itself.
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Wilst thou? I think my email is on my profile.

ANYWAY! to get back to topic of Inteligente design, I don;t beleive in it. Or care for that matter.
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Intelligent Design
Competition: None
It is all there is.
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Old Jan 09, 08, 12:28 PM   #10
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

oh my gosh....
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Re: HEy, TEACHER!

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Leave those kids alone!

(Insert hastily-concocted anti-Intelligent Design argument here)
You are but another brick in my wall!
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Wall of ****! Intelligent design is just an excuse for what we have yet to find out from fossils and shit.
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Haha, **** yeah! Opponent!
Honestly, I didn't think anyone here would be so pig-shit stupid as to believe this ****, even here!

Phatty, explain how the eyeball came to be.
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like this! *Poof!*
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*Poof* Auto-mobile!

Intelligent design does not deserve the word intelligent or any form of
intellect.

Natural selection.

Hey teacher, I'll shove that ruler up your ass!
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There is no other answer my friends. Everything was and is created by God, Science can only aid in what happens in the present.
Science has enough errors that turns me away from putting all trust into what MEN can do.
Evolution is a big fat farce that should be shoved into the bottomless pit.
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Please, continue with your diatribe.
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Old Jan 10, 08, 01:06 AM   #19
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