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Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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Feb 25, 08, 10:45 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
Firstly we have to pass a Theory Test which consists of multiple choice questions and a Hazard Perception test. This is a series of video clips and you have to identify any potential hazards that occur.
After you have passed the theory, you are then able to sit the practical.
Before you begin the practical, you have to answer 2 questions about the operation of the car. (this is a minor for each incorrect answer)
Then the practical, which you must perform 2 manouers which are parallel parking, turn in the road (3 pt turn), reverse round a corner, reverse parking.
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Feb 25, 08, 10:52 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
^Wow, that is more than I had to do. A written test for a permit, then a mandatory 3 hour class before being eligible to take road test. The road test is parallel, parking and a u-turn..I do not recall reverse, but then again, my test was abbreviated.
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Feb 25, 08, 12:30 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
Also we are only allowed 7 minor faults, and 1 major fault results in automatic fail.
It's probably changed since I took it though
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Feb 25, 08, 05:23 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
Yeah..I hear ya. When I took my driver's test, Ronald Reagan was still in Office...The wheel HAD been invented though..
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Feb 25, 08, 07:08 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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Originally Posted by SAPPHIRERUBY
I actually feel your pain there. Technically I failed my driving test because I could not parallel park at all and
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But but but, how?
I don't understand how a person of superhuman intelligence like your self could fail anything as simple as a driving test.
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Lucky for me I am female and the guy was a heteosexual male.... I got away with an oops and did not need to report to tears...
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I hope you brushed your teeth afterwards.
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Feb 25, 08, 08:32 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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I actually feel your pain there. Technically I failed my driving test because I could not parallel park at all and , God Forbid, I looked over my left, not right , shoulder. The dude almost had a cow..
Lucky for me I am female and the guy was a heteosexual male.... I got away with an oops and did not need to report to tears...
If I were you Loop, pray for a She-Wolf Tester..Sympathy amongst the fairer sex of your won!
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Feb 25, 08, 10:37 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
get a ducati
like any cops could keep up with it
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Feb 25, 08, 11:27 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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my dad tought me to drive when I was like 12.
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Sadly mine died.
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Feb 25, 08, 11:37 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
ohhh sorry man
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Feb 27, 08, 12:59 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
Reversing around a corner is so easy, and reverse parking is child's play. Spinning donuts takes practice.
Loop, don't worry so much about taking the test, just take it, you will pass.
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Feb 27, 08, 01:13 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
just make sure you go into it with a positive attitude
and don't doubt yourself
I know that sounds soo cliche buts its true
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Feb 27, 08, 06:56 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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But but but, how?
I don't understand how a person of superhuman intelligence like your self could fail anything as simple as a driving test.
I hope you brushed your teeth afterwards.
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No bobbing, hiding of the salami or smoking the bobo was involved...It iwould be more about the floss and gargle anyway Mr. Innuendo......
 More of a gross motor skill problem than intellect. If you read, I posted that "technically" I failed..but the stamp on the permit said "Passed".
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Feb 27, 08, 08:54 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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Reversing around a corner is so easy, and reverse parking is child's play. Spinning donuts takes practice.
Loop, don't worry so much about taking the test, just take it, you will pass.
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I don't think otherwise, it's just a matter of timing. My job moves to the arse-end of nowhere sooner rather than later, too soon for me to pass both tests, let alone actually get a car.
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Feb 28, 08, 04:50 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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I don't think otherwise, it's just a matter of timing. My job moves to the arse-end of nowhere sooner rather than later, too soon for me to pass both tests, let alone actually get a car.
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Hell, I think your better off not getting a car at the moment anyway. I'd say you'd be paying out more for travel than what your paying now :
Insurance will be sky high considering your a new driver, rising cost of petrol, MOT, Tax etc. I don't think its worth it.
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Feb 28, 08, 09:44 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
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I don't think otherwise, it's just a matter of timing. My job moves to the arse-end of nowhere sooner rather than later, too soon for me to pass both tests, let alone actually get a car.
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 Is it a piece of total shit? Or are you driving a rear wheel drive vehicle?
Even you would not believe how badly I misinterpretated the post that I responded to.
It is the clock that is the enemy, not any car you will be testing on.....Warmer weather is on the horizon..Perhaps that moped and/or scooter might be looking good for a stop gap..Just saying...........
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Feb 28, 08, 11:57 AM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
What?
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Feb 28, 08, 02:19 PM
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Re: Goddamn mother****ing railway ****s!
i drove school busses here for a few years..try paralell parking one of those beaches.... Yes I can quite well too know I got the CDl lisence to prove it lol.
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