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Nov 01, 07, 06:40 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
Please if you have any chuck Norris jokes of your own feel free to post them 
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Nov 05, 07, 12:57 AM
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omg there is a website. go to it.
Chuck Norris Facts
chuck norris doesnt go hunting. He goes killing.
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Nov 05, 07, 01:50 AM
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chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives
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Nov 20, 07, 02:08 PM
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lmao nice one^^
Chuck Norris doesn't have pubes.... Hair doesn't grow on steel.
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Nov 20, 07, 07:21 PM
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Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard there is no chin, just another fist
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Nov 20, 07, 08:32 PM
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Chuck Norris sold is soul to the devil for amazing good looks and awesome Karate skills. Then Chuck Norris round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
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Nov 20, 07, 09:28 PM
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OMG thats a good one
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Nov 20, 07, 09:59 PM
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when chuck norris calls 911 he calls sharpshooters livingroom
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Nov 20, 07, 10:03 PM
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ummm I don't really get it
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Nov 20, 07, 10:06 PM
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norris dosnt get frost bite he bites frost
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Nov 20, 07, 10:09 PM
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chuck norris doesn't have aids, but he will give it to you anyway
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Nov 20, 07, 10:26 PM
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under chuck norris' beard is another fist
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Nov 20, 07, 10:28 PM
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chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element chuck norris recognises is the element of surprise
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Nov 21, 07, 12:34 AM
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There is no theory of evolution, just animals chuck norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Nov 21, 07, 12:49 AM
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Nov 21, 07, 01:05 AM
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Chuck Norris can win a game of conect four in three moves
Chuck Norris does not use a condemn, ther eis no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Nov 21, 07, 01:07 AM
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lmao!!
im out of them give me 1 day and ill get hundreds from my friend
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Nov 21, 07, 01:30 AM
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bwuahahaha you can never tired of them
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