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Old Nov 01, 07, 06:40 AM   #1
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LMAO Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

Please if you have any chuck Norris jokes of your own feel free to post them
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Old Nov 05, 07, 12:57 AM   #2
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

omg there is a website. go to it.

Chuck Norris Facts

chuck norris doesnt go hunting. He goes killing.
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Old Nov 05, 07, 01:50 AM   #3
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

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Old Nov 20, 07, 02:08 PM   #4
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

lmao nice one^^

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubes.... Hair doesn't grow on steel.
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Old Nov 20, 07, 07:21 PM   #5
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard there is no chin, just another fist
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Old Nov 20, 07, 08:32 PM   #6
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris sold is soul to the devil for amazing good looks and awesome Karate skills. Then Chuck Norris round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
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Old Nov 20, 07, 09:28 PM   #7
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

OMG thats a good one
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Old Nov 20, 07, 09:59 PM   #8
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

when chuck norris calls 911 he calls sharpshooters livingroom
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Old Nov 20, 07, 10:03 PM   #9
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

ummm I don't really get it
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Old Nov 20, 07, 10:06 PM   #10
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

norris dosnt get frost bite he bites frost
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Old Nov 20, 07, 10:09 PM   #11
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris doesn't have aids, but he will give it to you anyway
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Old Nov 20, 07, 10:26 PM   #12
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

under chuck norris' beard is another fist

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Old Nov 20, 07, 10:28 PM   #13
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element chuck norris recognises is the element of surprise
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Old Nov 21, 07, 12:34 AM   #14
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

There is no theory of evolution, just animals chuck norris allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old Nov 21, 07, 12:49 AM   #15
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
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Old Nov 21, 07, 01:05 AM   #16
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of conect four in three moves

Chuck Norris does not use a condemn, ther eis no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Old Nov 21, 07, 01:07 AM   #17
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

lmao!!

im out of them give me 1 day and ill get hundreds from my friend
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Old Nov 21, 07, 01:30 AM   #18
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes

bwuahahaha you can never tired of them

"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris."
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