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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

Please if you have any chuck Norris jokes of your own feel free to post them

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omg there is a website. go to it.

Chuck Norris Facts

chuck norris doesnt go hunting. He goes killing.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

chuck norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives

Chuck Norris Jokes

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lmao nice one^^

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubes.... Hair doesn't grow on steel.

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Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard there is no chin, just another fist

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Chuck Norris sold is soul to the devil for amazing good looks and awesome Karate skills. Then Chuck Norris round-house kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.

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OMG thats a good one

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when chuck norris calls 911 he calls sharpshooters livingroom

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ummm I don't really get it

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norris dosnt get frost bite he bites frost

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chuck norris doesn't have aids, but he will give it to you anyway

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under chuck norris' beard is another fist

Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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chuck norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element chuck norris recognises is the element of surprise

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There is no theory of evolution, just animals chuck norris allowed to live.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

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Chuck Norris can win a game of conect four in three moves

Chuck Norris does not use a condemn, ther eis no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

lmao!!

im out of them give me 1 day and ill get hundreds from my friend

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bwuahahaha you can never tired of them

"Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris."

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lmao can i be on the Chuck Norris side?

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its a little known fact but teenage mutant ninja turtles is based on fact, chuck norris once ate a whole turtle, then when he pooped it out it was 6 feet tall and knew karate

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