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Dec 19, 07, 05:15 PM
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that was harsh dude
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Dec 19, 07, 08:41 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
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Chuck Norris jokes are so funny.
LOL GET IT? IT'S A JOKE CAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUNNY!
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er ..ok...?? theres a joke in there somewhere..i may need a team of csi to find it though
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Dec 20, 07, 07:42 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
lol...................... .........chuck norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until the give him the information that he wants
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Dec 20, 07, 09:29 PM
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I never tire of the Chuck Norris jokes. I love them. Please, continue!
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Dec 20, 07, 11:00 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
me too, me too, please continue 
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Dec 21, 07, 02:46 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
atleast some people appreciate fine humor
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Dec 27, 07, 02:52 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Love the turtle one its the only one I have not seen in other places on the web.. I like
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Dec 27, 07, 05:51 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Mekh don't be a cock.
I can't imagine how any of these people come up with these jokes.
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Dec 28, 07, 02:32 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
lots of spare time I pressume
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Dec 29, 07, 03:04 AM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't have to fix his car, it is afraid to break down.
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Dec 29, 07, 08:54 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to fix his car, it is afraid to break down.
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And it doesn't have his dad "violently gyrating" in it, does it?  |
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Dec 30, 07, 05:59 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
 ^^^
not a chuck norris joke
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Dec 30, 07, 08:19 PM
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Neither was yours. Physician, heal thyself!
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Dec 30, 07, 11:39 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris floats like a butterfly sting like a tomahawk missile hitting you in the face at mach 3.
(i totally stole that from some dumb website so i could get us back on topic.
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Dec 30, 07, 11:48 PM
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Dec 31, 07, 02:14 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
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And it doesn't have his dad "violently gyrating" in it, does it? |
 OMG, I do remember that one. Leave it to Lupus to end 2007 with that one. Damn that was funny. |
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Dec 31, 07, 07:14 PM
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I <3 Lady Parts.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Nin, stop being a dumbass and ignore whatever is off topic.
In the average living room, there are 2,743 things chuck norris can kill you with, including the room itself.
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Jan 04, 08, 09:51 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
with the average man one testicle is bigger than the other, with chuck norris each testicle is bigger than the other
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Jul 08, 08, 12:31 AM
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