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Dec 13, 07, 10:57 PM
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Dec 13, 07, 10:58 PM
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chuck norris pwns, nuff said.
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Dec 13, 07, 11:51 PM
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indeed
jesus can walk on water, but chuck norris can kill jesus
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Dec 14, 07, 01:19 AM
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Dec 14, 07, 01:22 AM
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Chuck Norris can run so fast, he can run around the world and roundhouse kick himself in the back of the head.
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Dec 14, 07, 01:28 AM
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an anagram for walker texas ranger is karate wrangler sex
I don't know what that is but it sounds awesome
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Last edited by The Dudemeister : Dec 14, 07 at 01:29 AM.
Reason: anagram, not acronym :D
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Dec 14, 07, 01:30 AM
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Dec 14, 07, 01:34 AM
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just thinking of thas anyone seen ther MR.T WoW ad?
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Dec 14, 07, 01:35 AM
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^^Yeah i have. Im mr.t and im a night elf mohawk. so lame.
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Dec 14, 07, 01:36 AM
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Dec 14, 07, 01:37 AM
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ohh the chuck norris blender thing is good aswell
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Dec 18, 07, 06:55 AM
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Dec 18, 07, 06:30 PM
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chuck norris does't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
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Dec 18, 07, 07:17 PM
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chuck norris doesnt pay tax..he merely sends in a blank form with a picture of himself in the attack position
chuck norris once shot down a plane by simply pointing his finger at it and saying 'Bang'
chuck norris once found a dead baby lamb..and brought it back to life with a prolonged beard rub...then round house kicked it and killed it...just to prove..that what the good chuck giveth he can also take away
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Dec 18, 07, 07:20 PM
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chuck norris is optimus primes stunt double
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Dec 18, 07, 07:32 PM
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Dec 18, 07, 07:47 PM
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I like that second one
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Dec 18, 07, 08:22 PM
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lol yea..its simple and hilarious
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