Chuck Norris Jokes - Page 2

**pizza pwner** · Nov 21, 07, 12:42 PM

ahahahahah!!! good one^^

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

**Lupus** · Nov 21, 07, 08:15 PM

I refuse to post anything in this thread because it's simple enough to get your own arses onto the sites from whence the rest of this thread's posts come.

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 02:26 AM

thats nice

before the boogey man goes to bed he checks underneath his bed for chuck norris

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Lupus

I refuse to post anything in this thread because it's simple enough to get your own arses onto the sites from whence the rest of this thread's posts come.

How about making our own then?

Chuck Norris's chest hair cleans stainless steel better than scouring pads!

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 03:29 AM

lol take that scotch brite

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 03:45 AM

Chuck Norris's family line has never needed to evolve. He is a perfect unchanged killing machine just like the sharks. In fact, Chuck Norris still has his tail bone which he uses as barb to kill his enemies in the water. Yes, it was Chuck that killed Steve. R.I.P.

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 03:48 AM

dude that was pretty sad

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 03:51 AM

Too soon?

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 03:54 AM

it will always be too soon bro

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 03:59 AM

Maybe I'm just a sick morbid bastage that would rather have people smile and laugh when they think of me after I pass instead of just sad. There was this one comedian that thought it would be funny if they strung him up at the funeral like a Marionette doll and had him dance around for the people. I requested the same to my mother if I should pass before her... yeah, coldest stare ever.

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 04:07 AM

can we save this thread while there is still a chance?

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 04:07 AM

Sorry. Back to Chucky!

It is said that Chuck Norris's perspiration is the most potent aphrodisiac known in the world. A mere whiff from any woman around him causes instantaneous bliss and satisfaction. Which could explain his unprecedented popularity with the ladies.

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 04:20 AM

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

Caffeinated · Nov 22, 07, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by White Millenia

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg

**RELENTLESS** · Nov 22, 07, 04:28 AM

chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands

**Sharpshooter** · Dec 07, 07, 02:10 AM

rofl chuck norris puts the hulk to a shame

**SAPPHIRERUBY** · Dec 07, 07, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by White Millenia

chuck norris lost his virginity before his father

That was really good.

**RELENTLESS** · Dec 12, 07, 09:12 PM

chuck norris lost both his legs in a car crash and still managed to walk it off

**SAPPHIRERUBY** · Dec 13, 07, 08:13 AM

^WM is on a roll......another coice post.