Only in America - Stella Awards

**Sanguine** · May 24, 07, 03:04 AM

although this is 4 year old information, read this...

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The winners of the 2003 Stella Awards.

The Stellas are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most uniquely successful lawsuits in the United States for year.

The following are this year's winners:

HONORABLE MENTION:

A 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

HONORABLE MENTION:

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with
a pellet gun.

FIFTH PLACE:

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx! (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

FOURTH PLACE:

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

THIRD PLACE:

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

SECOND PLACE:

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr.
Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed, to the tune of $500,000.

GRAND PRIZE WINNER:

This year's favorite could easily be Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the owner's manual that he couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreational Vehicles.

The Counsel Network would like to thank Phil Ecclestone Vice-President, Golden Planners Inc. for this years Stella contribution.

kennie · May 24, 07, 07:04 AM

Wow.. I choked on my spit while breathing in a work.. maybe that'll get me something...

god people are so stupid. stupid judges... juries... and those other guys.

**mac318** · May 24, 07, 10:04 AM

Yep......only in America............well maybe not. I'll get back to you on that.

***Blondi*** · May 24, 07, 02:01 PM

How embarrassing for us....Wonder if these stupid idiots sit down and plot these things, are on drugs, or just plain old dumb??????

Deadpool · May 25, 07, 01:52 AM

I was stunned by the old man that thought he could leave the steering wheel of his RV. My God man, roads aren't straight to begin with.

**Sanguine** · May 25, 07, 04:14 AM

Hahahaha....
this thread is not meant to insult Americans, but just for a quick laugh... and every story is true as well!

Deadpool · May 25, 07, 11:43 PM

It wouldn't be bothered if there was an insulting comment. There are some very ignorant people out there.

**Leprican** · May 26, 07, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Lilith

How embarrassing for us....Wonder if these stupid idiots sit down and plot these things, are on drugs, or just plain old dumb??????

just plain dumb

these people are also the reason Americans win MOST of the Darwin Awards

Deadpool · May 27, 07, 11:55 PM

I have to say you have stay quite active Lep. Good to see you.
And yes these people are dumb.

**Runemage** · May 29, 07, 02:54 AM

i loled

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Originally Posted by mac318

Yep......only in America............well maybe not. I'll get back to you on that.

they're everywhere xDDD