BloodyRed

Well I really like this game - but it can be kinda sadistic. Funny. But sadistic. Anyway the game goes as follows.

Person 1 makes a wish. Then the next poster responds with a way to corrupt that wish, then posts on of their own.

Person 1: I wish I could fly.

Person 2: Granted, but you are hit by a plane and die horribly.

[Person 2's wish goes here]

See? Well I hope that people just don't end up saying two words - try and be creative peoples!

So I'll start the ball rolling ...

I wish for faster internet.

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Coma

but then you'd get busted for downloading porn.

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BloodyRed

Now where's your wish??? I need to rune it


I wish for an xbox 360 elite

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Blondi

^^Granted, but it comes all sticky...




I wish not to vote in the coming stupid elections this May...well, now....

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BloodyRed

Granted, Someone gets elected thats you would never want running.

I wish i never had to sleep

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Runemage

i have a better idea for the title --> the evil genie game =D
what do do you want me to rune, umm i mean enchant?................. .

oh right the wish, granted, you'll become an insomniac which will eventually turn your brain into a vegetable, all nice and soft boiled

i wish for pancakes in syrup

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Coma

but it could be the last syrup in the world, and the whole world would go without syrup, eventually the world will end cause a new disease which can only be cured by syrup, will unleash a catastrophe on the world.


i wish for flying monkeys.

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Blondi

Granted, but.....they will be eaten by that cute squirrel, I forget his name



I want to fly again, please?

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BloodyRed

Granted, When you get in the plane it's so hot, but when you try to turn on the air, yours is broken and it's a 4 hour flight.

I wish I had some pie right now

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X-Chronic

Granted, but the pie is rottem and doesnt taste good.

I wish i could challenge Gravity

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BloodyRed

Granted, You piss off gravity and make everyone heavier

I wish i had the best pc in the world

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I am the Zoo

granted but its so good it does a whole crazy thing like in that film and becomes to smart and starts to take ove rthe world

i wish for two batterys that would never run out of power

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Blondi

Granted, but those two batteries only work, with everything,
if they are implanted in your brain.......


I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner

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BloodyRed

Weiner?? haha
Granted, Now i get to eat you

I wish i owned Microsoft

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The Dudemeister

Granted, but bill gates is now disgruntled and pulls some strings to have a new disease tested on you that gives you dadly diarrhea and you **** out your heart


i wish i were invulnerable.

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Runemage

granted, you are untouchable to all humanity due to your intense overbearing stench, not a single person gets in your way, not even if you tried xD even the children are afraid of that offensive odour :p

i wish for more cookies

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I am the Zoo

the cookies have dead cats in

i wish for :confused: a pencil which doesnt need to be sharpened ?

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Deadpool

Granted, but the pencil always burns a hole through the paper.

I wish I had a new bed.