The Dudemeister

Granted, but you only have the choices of Weird Al Yankovic, Dolly Parton, and Gerogre Clooney.


I wish brother was almost as cool as me.



btw esta:

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Granted, but you now are as cool as a moldy loaf of bread.

I wish sleep was more peaceful than normal.

Knew you'd like that, annnnd here you go;

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The Dudemeister

*pant* *pant* *pant* I LOVE CHARLIZE THERON!


uh wha? What were we doing? Oh yeah.

Granted, but you are in a coma.


I wish Charlize Theron lived next door to me.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Lawl.

Granted, but she looks like this during the day;



and like this at night;



I wish they could have made a "good" Aeon Flux game.

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RELENTLESS

granted but its only available in korea

I wish I didn't do what I did last night

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Estacado

Granted, but now you must say what it was.

I wish my job was even easier than it already is.

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RELENTLESS

granted, its easier because you got fired
(lets put it this way I GOT with a friend when drunk)

i wish i had a p.90

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The Dudemeister

Granted, but it is rigged to explode when fired.



I wish Charlize Theron was so hot i went blind!


And btw etse.....Ill take that.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

RELENTLESS

granted, lets face it not being able to see the hotness due to being blind is punishment enough

I wish woman cam with an instruction book

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Estacado

Granted, but the instructions are in an unknown language only women can translate.

I wish I could shoot fire from my eyes. Without pain.

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MG MOD

RELENTLESS

granted, but you are now blind

I wish I knew FPS doug in person

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Estacado

Granted, but he gave you a; "Boom! Headshot!"


I wish I could play Doug in CSS Zmod, and lose horribly to him. But, then play him in an RTS, and punish him.

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MG MOD

The Dudemeister

Granted, but he finds yu, and kills you in anger.



I wish I had control over what was played on telivision

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Granted, but reality TV takes over. Thanks a lot Dude.

I wish I could teleport, without mutations.

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MG MOD

RELENTLESS

Granted, but you have no choice as to where you go

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Estacado

^You never made a wish.

I wish people would seed more torrents that I wanted.

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Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

The Dudemeister

Granted, and now the torrent sites are overrun with gay porn.



I wish I were a pretty princess.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

RELENTLESS

granted, but you are to marry your cousin to keep the blood line pure

I wish dinner was cooked for me tonight

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