Deadpool

Granted but when you get back your house has disappeared and you have no friends to help you. (Sorry Sapph)

I wish I was taller.

The Dudemeister

granted, but you got taller from someone using a rack on you (i think thats what its called) and now your organs are goign to rupture. bummer.


i wish i could fly, dbz style!

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

BloodyRed

Granted but the military mistaked you as an alien and well now your at area 51 in a nice tube.


I wish I had another Hard drive, mines getting full

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The Dudemeister

^^Granted, but is full of a tb of porn


I wish I had telepathic abilities.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Granted, but it only works on sundays.

I wish my room wasn't constantly cold.

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Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

BloodyRed

Granted but now it's constantly hot like my room >.<


I wish MG would make a new template

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-Bloodyred

The Dudemeister

Granted, but it is a template of men getting done up the arse.


I wish I could clone money, at no risk whatsoever.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Granted, but only pennys.

I wish I had some good food.

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"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

BloodyRed

Granted, But it's your last and it's time for your execution.


I wish that had some money, *Opens Wallet and air just comes out* /sign

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Estacado

Granted, but it's $1000 in check form. The check will bounce after three weeks of purchase.

I wish Left 4 Dead was out now.

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"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

The Dudemeister

Granted, but it sucks so badly, you will claw your own heart out.


I wish I were invulnerable to bad conditions for wishes.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Left 4 Dead will be epic!

Granted, but no.

I wish country music didn't exist.

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"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

The Dudemeister

Granted, But now, rap takes everything over, uncontended for the worst type of music ever. Thanks a lot esta


I wish I were a Rockstar!

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado

Your a rockstar, but a sh*tty, no talent, horrid song writing, play only two chord, guitar playing, failure.

I wish my feet weren't cold, and that it was my four day weekend now.

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"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

RELENTLESS

granted, feet no longer cold because they have been cut off and you are now in hospital for atleast 4 days for recovery

I wish I knew where caran was

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The Dudemeister

Granted, but Caran Exploded


I wish I spoke German!

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

RELENTLESS

granted, but your tongue explodes

I wish I could play banjo

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Estacado

Granted, but now, for some reason you can only play it under water.

I wish I could instantly turn invisible.

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"We could have saved the earth, but we were too damned cheap." - Kurt Vonnegut
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD