Runemage

granted, it'll be packed with explosives, go ahead, try and get close :p

i wish for more cardboard

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I am the Zoo

the cardboard is soggy mw ha ha ha haaaa...

I wish for a ball which is perfectly round and is filled with candy!!!!

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Deadpool

Granted, but the candy is actually made up of cow manure.

I wish for a dirtbike that doesn't get stuck in the mud.

Runemage

granted, it will be chained to fence FOREVER
i wish for a big bag of delicious cookies

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Coma

granted, but then you'd have to share them with me.

i wish i wish i was fish.

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Deadpool

Granted, but the water you swim in burns your eyes.

I wish I was T Rex.

Coma

Granted, but you have very tiny hands, and if you were to fall you couldn't pick yourself up, and you would eventually die falling.


i wish for an end to Spiderman movies.

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I am the Zoo

granted, but the ending is rubish because spiderman lets the guy go because he says he is sorry

i wish for another final fantasy movie

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Runemage

granted, it will be a a horrible B-grade quality then you'll have mob of angry FF fans chasing you

i wish for some tuna >:O

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The Dudemeister

you become a tuna fisher and get all the tuna you want. tragicallt, one day while fishing, a rogue wave grabs you off the boat and you wash up on a stranded island that isnt really deserted at all. the island is isla norta muahahahaha (Jurassic park fans will know what i mean)


I wish i were the greatest drummer in the world, better even then Joey Jordison!

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Shammy

Granted, but you have to hold drum sticks for the rest of your life, non-stop, no matter what, forever!

I wish I owned the fastest car in the world

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The Dudemeister

You get it, but you obtain it by it falling out of a transport ariplane and it crushes you. so for about two nano seconds, you are the happiest person ever


i wish my drumstick hands were detatchable

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Deadpool

Granted, but you will be unable to open your fists ever again.

I wish I had a new television.

The Dudemeister

granted, but it spews blood and eats souls. you souls.


i wish i were a pair of scissors.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Lupus

Paper will be invented that is cut-resistant and melts scissorblades.

I wish that sometime in the near future, a great boon is bestowed upon me whereby I gain almost limitless power to reshape reality as I see fit, , including optional immortality, inter-dimensional travel, biomolecular modification, and the knowledge to know exactly how to do this, and how NOT to accidentally destroy all of creation.

Estacado

The day before you are bestowed with this power, you go deaf and blind (immortality and powers can't fix this).

Wish I had the ability of invisibility.

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Some men just want to see the world burn
Was once Nirvanamonkey.
MG MOD

SAPPHIRERUBY

I wish for $1 for every time in my life I have heard a person say "I wish for".......

The Dudemeister

though you had done it wrong, i will do both yours and nirvanas.

Nirvana: granted, but you are only invisible while wearing clothes.

sapph: granted, but the dollars are counterfeits and the federal government locks you away FOREVAH!

i wish my eyes doubled as ping pong balls.

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.

Estacado