funniest thing thats ever happend to you/someone u know

whackman.5 · Oct 13, 06, 05:07 AM

mine would propably be when i conviced a friend of mine to eat kangeroo poo 2thumbs when he found out what it was he pushed me over, strait into some dog poo
this wasnt funny for us but everyone else thought it was

ok yours now

whackman.5 · Oct 13, 06, 05:12 AM

funniest so far:

vgamblore

**Estacado** · Oct 13, 06, 06:10 AM

This isn't the funniest thing but all I can think of now, once in gym class we were swimming, and my friend dived in and his shorts came off revieling him, and he swam for a while and got out and walked around the pool, everyone got to see. He didn't notice until some one yelled, all the girls and everyone saw. Everyone laughed, I kind of did too, but I felt bad for him, that would be extremely embarissing.

**X-Wolf-X** · Oct 13, 06, 07:16 AM

Well ill give two cos one was painful and yet...very funny.
1. Once when i was like 12 i was playing tag with my friend and his sister, and my yard has ALOT of trees, well i turned around to look behind me and then BAM right into a tree...

2. This happened like 2 years ago, this little kid was kicking a live spider around and me and my friend where walking to class, and the kid kicked the spider right on my friend, he screamed, back up into a trashcan, the cna fell over and he walked around with the trashcan on his head till he hit the wall and stopped....that was sorta funny.....

Lets not forget i go to a "Different" School where rich ppl go so they are afraid of EVERYTHING lol.

***Blondi*** · Oct 13, 06, 09:54 AM

lets see, went shopping with a bunch of other girls, we stopped at a diner in New Jersey, all got out of the car, went in to eat breakfast, came out and noticed that the car was still running, I had never turned it off....oi.....good thing I had enough gas in it, and I always carry another set of keys.........sheesh....ma ybe the CD volume was too high?

whackman.5 · Oct 13, 06, 04:31 PM

the time the toilet collapsed when my dad was sitting on it, that was funny

**Internal Primate** · Oct 13, 06, 11:43 PM

one of the dudes in my class cracked a woody when he was getting out of the pool, infront of about 90 people,
haven't seen him since

**TGL-THe PiZZa CaT** · Oct 14, 06, 10:16 AM

i've got a few...but this takes the biscuit...this is from a PM i sent to a skool M8, on another forum, try & keep up

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGLeung/The Doctor & R-111

TGLeungd/The Doctor: yo phil, ya better run
R-111: Hmm... Holy *Beep* Daivd? Is that you? XD
TGLeungd/The Doctor: haha, David doesnt do forums, but Daley does
R-111: XD I see, I never knew you liked Doctor who. XD
TGLeungd/The Doctor: bah, i do, just as i like pownin Pete with ya yu-gi-oh cards

, nice deck

R-111: Thanks, I take care to keep it shiny. ^^ With cards.

Anyway, everyone here posts in the chat area, so take a look down there and post something there if you wish.

TGLeungd/The Doctor: ooh, spam, but er, dont tell Nat, she'll freak out XD
R-111: That your posting here? I mostly talk to everyone else here anyways, so no worrys.

i've bold'd the funnyist bit....but the ya should of seen his face...the next day...its was just funny

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**Sharpshooter** · Oct 14, 06, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whackman.5

funniest so far:

nirvanamonkey

dont double post

and my freind gunslinger fell off his house and landed in Mud.

**Big_armz** · Oct 14, 06, 08:40 PM

My brother told me one of his mates lit a fart on fire and he can't have babies now

**Internal Primate** · Oct 14, 06, 09:36 PM

......................we have a winner

**Estacado** · Oct 17, 06, 04:34 PM

Don't decide the winner yet, this just happened this week. My friends and I were ****in' around at lunch, pushing each other, and just playfully beating each other up, like we do sometimes. Well, we get really violent but never get hurt and always laugh, one of my friends was standing by the stairs, yelling at a girl down them that he wanted to go out with her, but right before he said will you go out with me, me and another friend shoved him down the stairs and he flew down all these stairs, did a few sumersaults, (were really violent, we know how to have fun), then landed right on top of the girl, with his hands right on her breasts. Then his nose started to bleed a little bit on her chin. We fell on the ground laughing, dieing, we couldn't breath. But, the girl thought it was funny as well, and thought he was cool, and there going out.2thumbs

Do I win?

**Sharpshooter** · Oct 18, 06, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_armz

My brother told me one of his mates lit a fart on fire and he can't have babies now

thats funny yet wrong

**Internal Primate** · Oct 18, 06, 03:52 AM

lol,
nope you are in second NM

**Runemage** · Oct 20, 06, 10:42 PM

1 - primary school, went to farm and some one volunteered to milk the cow, well he got a shat on over his head and shoulders
2 - beginning of year at school - a kid with mental disablity was being picked by someone in the class, few days the kid cracked and belted the guy accross the head
3 - seeing my cousin try to drink chunky milk(yes the mouldy kind), well he puked non stop for a while

**BloodyRed** · Oct 21, 06, 02:25 AM

Fall asleep on my bike.

**Sharpshooter** · Oct 21, 06, 07:57 AM

LOL how did that feel?