Blonde/Your Mom Jokes - Page 4

**Legolo** · Aug 02, 06, 05:21 PM

And old fashion blonde joke.

How do you kill a blonde?

A scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

Yo mamas so fat, the government thought she was a ufo

**Internal Primate** · Aug 03, 06, 02:23 AM

How do you teach a blonde maths?
Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, square root her and hope to **** that she doesn't multiply

**Big_armz** · Aug 03, 06, 03:43 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

**Legolo** · Aug 03, 06, 10:53 AM

Yo mamas so fat, that when she was on tour at the white house, they said, sorry, veichles belong in the parking lot.

**Big_armz** · Aug 04, 06, 07:55 AM

Yo mama's teeth are so big, when she sneezed she bit a hole in her chest.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 04, 06, 06:48 PM

yo mama's so fat when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!

**Big_armz** · Aug 04, 06, 06:59 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have love handles, she has a roll bar.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 04, 06, 07:02 PM

yo mama's so fat she could be the eighth continent.

**Big_armz** · Aug 04, 06, 07:03 PM

Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't have a doctor, she has a grounds keeper.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 04, 06, 07:41 PM

That one is truly awesome

**Legolo** · Aug 04, 06, 09:22 PM

Yo mama doesn't know how ugly she is anymore, because every mirror she looked in broke.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 04, 06, 09:58 PM

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mama

**Legolo** · Aug 05, 06, 07:26 PM

Yo mamas so ugly, that the US used her as a secret weapon.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 05, 06, 09:46 PM

Nice, very nice

**Legolo** · Aug 05, 06, 09:52 PM

lol thnx

How bout this one?

The us doesnt need cannon balls.......

THEY HAVE YO MAMA!

**Internal Primate** · Aug 05, 06, 10:12 PM

Lol,

Yo mama's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Man I am running out of jokes

**Big_armz** · Aug 06, 06, 02:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

**Internal Primate** · Aug 06, 06, 03:47 AM

Dnt know if this has been said yet

Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

**Legolo** · Aug 08, 06, 06:34 PM

lol. No I don't think it was said before.

Yo mamas so fat, that by the time she crossed the road, it was 2011