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LMAO.

Sanguine

Oh my ****ing god. ROTFL.
What a ..... I haven't got words for that!!

First of all, he wants to have sex with her, not love. And he buys the sex with two N64 games?
Using butter? Give her enough love and attention instead, it works.
This is more of a torture instead of love-making. :S

EDIT:
let's make this a usefull thread for the youngsters who do not have a girlfriend yet or to members who have not had any experience in sex yet. Here are some things you can learn from the post above:

1) Sex is something nice between two people. Sex is an expression of love. If you love someone really really really real and it is vice versa, there is a chance you could have sex with eachother. Do not do things you do not want. You do not buy sex with videogames, cigarettes or whatever. Buying sex doesn't have anything to do with love or your feelings for a person.
2) do not use any form of food while having sex. hot butter or sausages could really damage your body or your partner's.
3) Do not have sex when your parents are away for a few minutes. Take your time for the first experiences. do not haste.

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X-Chronic

playcell showed me this. I thought it was very funny

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aka mike

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LOL. man hes such a n00b. everyone knows if your in need of some lube you can use spit mixed with water, if that doesnt work then vasoline can also work. Baby oil is also an option.

^_^

but hot butter... "going to the movies?... grab a nice hot buttered VAG at the concession stand!"

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Blondi

now see if they were more than just friends, she would not need any lube........2thumbs

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Steve Dawg

Pretty amusign but I doubt that really happened. It's from the vestibule and they make up stuff their all the time. Either way what a retard if it is true. 22 years old and he decided to put melted butter on it? LOL

Diplomat

hahah

what forum is that

an you give me the link?

aka mike

just google The Vestibular

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The Dudemeister

dude, that f-ing hilarious

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darkspark

lol he is screwed ( well actualy he isnt ) i mean he is in trouble, lol and he deserves it for being a perv,

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Internal Primate

what kinda loser is a virgin at 22 years old

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Big_armz

It reminds me of that time when-- actually I've said too much my lawyer advises me to lie low for a while

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Blondi

I never knew any virgins in real life, but since coming on the net, Ive met quite a few, and I asked their reasons, I was impressed by their answers, such as they want to wait till they find the girl they are in love with...., I totally respect that.....alas, I never had those thoughts when I was a young teen.........

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Internal Primate

ah the old i wanna wait until i find the love of their life excuse,
they just say that because they haven't built up the courage to pick up a hooker

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Popcynical

OK, Mr. I'm-Fifteen-And-I-Know-Everything-About-Sex-Even-Though-I-Can't-Last-For-Five-Minutes.

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n00bies smell.

The Dudemeister

ive never picked up a hooker, and i get plenty of sex. if you gotta get a hooker to have sex, your *** is lame

you aint gettin none denied! lol

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Internal Primate

maybe you guys are'nt seeing this from my point of view, nut forget it

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The Dudemeister

lol, i get what you mean. im just bustin your chaps

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"Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool, or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For as a wounded man shall say to his assailant: 'If I live, I will kill you; If I die, you are forgiven.' Such is the rule of honor.