this might be inapropreit

Diplomat · Mar 30, 06, 08:52 AM

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

heres the sorce http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

**aka mike** · Mar 30, 06, 09:40 AM

Thats pretty weird. He was prolly on some hardcore drug to do that too himself. LOL, well if you've seen some of the anime i've seen if you cut "it" off and replace "it" with a demon one you'll become extremly powerful!

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still thats screwed up. lol

Diplomat · Mar 30, 06, 09:43 AM

hell yah it is when i first read it i was like omfg how can you do that wont that hurt like hell.i would think that you can live with out that if your guy sure heak i cant live with out it lol

**DrakeWurrum** · Mar 30, 06, 10:53 AM

I think we need to introduce a WTF forum...
because so many threads deserve a simple "WTF?!" response.
Like this one. It sounds to me like he did it on accident, though. He was probably an amateur at throwing knives and...for some reason...he was naked when doing it? I dunno. No guy would do knowingly do that to himself, I'm sure.

**Sanguine** · Mar 30, 06, 10:55 AM

hehehe... Only in America.

**Leprican** · Mar 30, 06, 01:16 PM

yea we just may need that WTF section cause this deffinatly belongs there

and no kyatto not just in america but any where an american is ;)
lol

**DrakeWurrum** · Mar 30, 06, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprican

and no kyatto not just in america but any where an american is ;)
lol

Damn Americans...and damn the hypocrites too!

**Leprican** · Mar 30, 06, 01:40 PM

lol DW your american rofl

Diplomat · Mar 30, 06, 02:23 PM

you guyz really going to make a wtf forum

***[ARK]phoenix*** · Mar 30, 06, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyatto

hehehe... Only in America.

Unfortunatly its not

About 1 year ago a man cut off his own testicles in Cearphilly, near me.

It was Wales Vs England in Rugby, he made a bet, if Wales beat England... he would cut his balls off. Well, he must have thought Wales didn't stand a chance, boy was he wrong. When Wales won, he went home, grabed a knife, and sliced them off, he then put um in a plastic bag, made his way back to the pub to show his pals before passing out, true story.

screengems87 · Mar 30, 06, 09:41 PM

hmmm. lol

**aka mike** · Mar 30, 06, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprican

lol DW your american rofl

i'm an american. america is filled with crazy numbnuts. but so is every pretty much. 85% of america are ethnocentric dickheads. if i could i'd move to holland or england or austrailia. america is hypocritical. and has anyone heard of the game Germany or Florida? its funny. its just a word game.

***Blondi*** · Mar 31, 06, 08:30 AM

great idea on the WTF forum...hmmmmm

Diplomat · Mar 31, 06, 08:36 AM

dang that does got to hurt cuttin ur off ur testicles

**Internal Primate** · Apr 14, 06, 09:34 PM

I bet his girlfriend was'nt to happy about it

bob bob88 · Apr 21, 06, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka mike

Thats pretty weird. He was prolly on some hardcore drug to do that too himself. LOL, well if you've seen some of the anime i've seen if you cut "it" off and replace "it" with a demon one you'll become extremly powerful!

....

still thats screwed up. lol

i'm going to do that replace my penis with a demons one. do you think if you do it with a whale you can go deep in the sea.

takerr15 · Apr 21, 06, 02:59 PM

HUH THAT IS NOT VERY NICE

**Big_armz** · Apr 25, 06, 07:00 PM

Lol. That **** is ****ed up